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The DQN Short Novel - currently untitled - is an ongoing collaborative project which began on the 6520th of [[September]] [[1993]]. It is well known for its erratic narrative, non-linear chapter order and general lack of coherence or plot. 

At the end of the first thread, it was revealed that it was in fact the first of a trilogy, defying the usual constraints of the categorisation "short novel" - namely, being a short novel. 

The novel is currently{{cite}} being recorded as part of the [[DQN Short Novel Audiobook Project]].

== Contents ==

=== Book 1 ===

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 1)|Chapter 1]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 2)|EPILOGUE: Dying Flames of a Dokyun's Heart]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 3)|Part 2: Vultures on the boundary of the river wheel Battle Tendency Electric Boogaloo Stardust Crusaders: EXTREME EDITION:ちんこ+]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 4)|Chapter Three: Where the fuck is the plunger, and should ▇▇▇▇'s tanooki costume have gigantic balls attached to the front to add realism to it?]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 5)|Part 3, chapter 3 The Legend of Zelda: Phantasy Star Online Chrono Trigger Monster Hunter Blazblue Project Diva: under the moon loli to issho Ｓｕｂｔｅｒｒａｎｅａｎ　Ａｎｉｍｉｓｍ]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 6)|Chapter 3: Betrayal in Venice]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 7)|Chapter 4: It's Always Sunny In Venice]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 8)|Chapter 3 Version II: Nobody Cares About Venice]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 9)|Chapter 4: A gaseous cat in the knee]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 10)|Part 4: Clandestine Cat Culture and the Carnivorous Calico Cormorant]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 11)|Chapter 4½: The Secret Lives of Ducks]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 12)|Chapter Twelve: Butchered Twilight Fragments]]

=== Book 2 ===

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 13)|Prologue: The Death of DQN-kun's Motivation to Continue His Short Novel]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 14)|Chapter One: Love and TEA ON A BLACK AFTERNOON ～ Phantasmagoria of Indecent Degustation]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 15)|CHAPTER 2: ROYAL JAPANESE SAUSAGE, THE TIDAL "BORE", THE GREAT BEARS OF KADIAK, OLAF'S GREAT LESSON, and THE GRASP OF CIRCUMSTANCE: A weird series of tales of shipwreck and disaster, from the earliest part of the century to the present time, with accounts of providential escapes and heart-rending fatalities]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 16)|CHAPTER 3: HARRY UP and the Goblet of Beer]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 17)|Chapter 104: Return of the Great Sky Loli and Tharsh's Insatiable Appetite for Toast]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 18)|Chapter 104-B: Return of the Great Sky Shota]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 19)|CHAPTER 3 + 4i: Partially Imaginary Tea Party ON DRUGS]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 20)|Chapter -7 + 24i: Nope]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 21)|Chapter 4 - i<sup>-2<sup>10<sup>100</sup></sup></sup>: The Penis with a Thousand Lacerations]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 22)|Chapter 5. The Dreaded Penis Flytrap]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 23)|Chapter 6. Goscone the Razorback Hog and his Ridiculous Rumpus]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 24)|Chapter 8: Over the River and Through The Hair]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 25)|CHAPTER 37 A LONG EXPECTORATED PARTY]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 26)|CHAPTER e<sup>i</sup>: The Moment After the Beginning]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 27)|Chapter 2x(NEET)-1^(cot y): In Which the GSL Gets All Tangled Up In A Bunch of Sinister Plots]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 28)|Chapter 37.9299292: Michelle Obama is Fat and Angry]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 29)|Chapter 八百万: The Night of Endless Bifurcations]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 30)|Chapter dick: in which DQN attempts to deliver DQN-ness and struggles to do so.]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 31)|Chapter dick, episode 3: The Great Sky Shota's Quest]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 32)|CHAPTER FINAL: A Wedding, a 999 GET and the Untimely Revival of Ugly Baby the Almighty Overlord of an Unfortunately Placed Thermometer Which Caused the World Much Trouble For Years to Come who was capable of miscellaneous evil deeds including extortion, human trafficking, money laundry, sweatshop dirty diaper production and black market croquet festivals.]]

=== Book 3 ===

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 33)|Prologue: Mr Gray and his Exploding tripcode pals]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 34)|Chapter Allodicious Naugentigo: The reversal of the Nines and the Collapse of the Sixes ~ Candid Immortal Disease]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 35)|Chapter Dragon Dildo, Part 2: In the Briar Patch, GSSiblings To Issho ~ ラブラブ 150% EDITION ~]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 36)|Chapter 222: The Untold Elegance of A Young Girl's Cute Anus]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 37)|Chapter Qwubble: In Which the Previously-Unknown Daughter of Thursh Has a Tea Party and Befriends Some People and Stuff Like That]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 38)|Chapter Genghis: A Sweet End to a Bitter Non Sequitur]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 39)|Chapter: A Rude Rebeginninging / Chapter 1: Conquest of Western China]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 40)|Chapter 10: Pedantic Interlude]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 41)|Chapter Ｂｕｔｔｓ: A Vacation Interrupted]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 42)|CHAPTER MXMIII: The Pure Love of]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 43)|Chapter 2.71828: The Bombastic Bison of the Bolivian Blood Basin]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 44)|Chapter 99, Part 9: The]]

[[DQN Short Novel (Part 45)|CHAPTER 100.23.0.04.a A Hard Day's Bite]]

== See Also ==

* [[DQN Short Novel (Characters)|List of DQN Short Novel Characters]]

* [[DQN SNAP]]

* [[Emergency Mittens (novel)]]
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